Prescription Maker.

This tool lets you make your own custom prescriptions.

[ Prescription Maker ]

Alternate Reality TV.

Tune in with the multi-verse monitor and find out what's on all those other dimensional channels.

On the roof of The Whitehouse, a lizardman who looks like Yogi Bear plays angelic music on a glass harp for a rhino in a tuxedo as the sun goes down.

[ Alternate Reality TV ]

Pirate Oath Insult.

Aarrrr ye settin' sail and huntin' treasure? Keep yer cutlass sharp, yer pistol loaded, and never be at a loss fer words! Commit these salty oaths to memory an' serve'em up with Pirate Steel!

Go ahead an' run! I like a movin' target ye hairy, putrid rat spawned stick O' manure!

[ Pirate Oath Insult ]