Steven Seagal Movie Generator.

The titles and plots are randomly assembled from the titles and plots of actual Steven Seagal films.



Shadows on Siege, starring: Steven Seagal, DMX and Robbie Gee.
Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a buddhist monk who needs to stop an evil business tycoon (played by Robbie Gee) from hijacking a Navy Battleship. Seagal is joined by a police officer and old friend (played by DMX). With the odds against them, can they prevent Robbie Gee from killing off a girl Seagal has never met?

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Evangelist Name Generator.

So you want to be an evangelist? The first thing to realize is that an evangelist is a performer, and as such his name is his calling card. The most difficult thing to decide, once you've accepted the call of God to enter the ministry, is what name you will adopt. Save yourself heartache and use the Evangelist Name Generator.

The Generator's Evangelist name is:
Pastor Buckminster Lee Widders

[ Evangelist Name Generator ]

New Media Company Generator.

Starting up a new media firm?
Stuck for a good name and a catchy tagline?
Use the New Media Company Generator.

The Generator created this New Media Company:



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Sick Call Excuse Generator.

The Sick Call Excuse Generator is helpful to you in deciding the excuse for your forthcoming day off, like:

Constipation has made me a walking time bomb, or
My twitch is back and I might damage something, or
My poison ivy is oozing pretty bad today.

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Cutesy Pet Name Generator.

So, you've just hooked a great mate, but don't have a disgustingly cute pet name for them yet? Prepare for an endearing experience.

The Generator's Cutesy Pet Name is Doodle Nooks

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Totem Generator.

A totem animal can stay with you a lifetime, an eternity, or just as long as it needs or wishes to. Take a moment to prepare yourself for the sacred act of receiving your totem. Close your eyes and breathe deeply. Feel your heart beating within you, and make a promise to honour your totem.



The Generator's totem animal is a Wildcat.

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Ninja Burger Name Generator.

Simply enter your real name in the space provided to learn your new secret Ninja Burger Ninja Name. Use this name in all future dealings with Ninja Burger customers.

The Generator's Ninja Burger Name is Haruyasu Kato-san

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Celtic Cross Stitch Generator.

Use this handy online chart generator to create free cross stitch charts for Names, Captions, or any other text, in a Celtic typestyle.



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Nostradamus Quatrain Generator.

Nostradamus, the mere mention of this prophetic Frenchman conjures up mystical thoughts in mortal men. The fully automated Nostradamus Quatrain Generator can provide you with a personalized quatrain, already translated into English, for use in your daily life.

The year that the brothers of the lily come of age
The bird of prey offers itself to the heavens
Two great rocks for a long time will make war
And then Arethusa will color a new river red

[ Nostradamus Quatrain Generator ]

Biscuit Name Generator.

Create your name in biscuits.



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Manhattan Socialite Name Generator.

Ever wondered what it'd be like to be an Upper Eastsider? Well, you'll probably never know, but you can at least have the name of one.

The Generator will be adored as Clark the Bartender.

[ Manhattan Socialite Name Generator ]

Essay Generator.

Simply type your topic into the box and make an essay on anything.
Different every time!

An essay on The Generator Blog.

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding The Generator Blog.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, one of the great political analysts Achilles H. Amster 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' Amazingly, he new nothing of The Generator Blog until he was well into his thirties. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'The Generator wins votes.' Simple as that. I hope, for our sake that The Generator will endure.
Did I mention how lovely The Generator Blog is?
To reiterate, The Generator Blog may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It questions, invades where necessary and statistically it's great.

[ Essay Generator ]

Bunny Name Generator.

Are you worthy of Bunny-dom? Ever wonder what your name would be if you were born a magical bunny?
Well, wonder no more!

The Generator's Bunny name is:
Basil Stag Hare Wibby Wabby Rabbit.
Scary, isn't it?

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Squirrel Name Generator.

So you are in touch with your inner squirrel and want to know your true squirrel name. Just take this scientific test and submit your name to discover it.

The Generator's Squirrel name is:
Sergeant Drunkenpaws.

[ Squirrel Name Generator ]

Logline Generator.

Create random log lines, like these:

A lumberjack writes love letters to a stunt double at a bus station.
Six monks search for their missing brother-in-law in a pastry shop.
A cynical husband and an old bird watcher ponder the meaning of life while sharing an umbrella with a discriminating street performer.

[ Logline Generator ]

Timeline Generator.

Simply type in the name of your kingdom, the starting year for your timeline, the years between each major event, and the number of events to generate, then click the Generate Timeline button. It's just that easy.

A Historical Timeline of The Kingdom of Generators.
In the year 2000, it is written that a mine cave-in occurred. In the year 2001, fighting between 'Evil' temples occurred and an Evil Figure died by mishap.
In the year 2002, there was an attack by a group of poorly organized raiders. In the year 2003, there was an epidemic/disease with an infection rate of 51% - 60% and a mortality rate of 30% - 39%.
In the year 2004, there was an invasion to increase the national treasury. In the year 2005, there was a military campaign launched to expand borders.

[ Timeline Generator ]

Birthchart Generator.

Would you like a free personal astrological birth chart without having to pay a lot of money to some fake gypsy hag at a carnival? Then look no further. Enter your details and have the computer generate your very own personal horoscope.



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Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator.

If you are from a dysfunctional family, you have either received or written a letter like this. Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, let the Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator do all the hard work for you.

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Comic Strip Generator.

Another Comic Strip Generator.
This one is from France and it has a bazillion possibilities.



(via Eric Zorn's Notebook)

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Theory Generator.

The Theory Generator, using the Theorybot created by Philipp of Google Blogoscoped, creates random theories. The Theorybot is capable of creating 8 million constantly updated theories.
Here's an example:

Metaphorical Religion
We can see vision is an important metaphorical ingredient in Shakespeare's emphasis upon the importance of parenting with the immense power of religion and ethnicity. Without any doubt.
Thus, in nearly every religion the sun was the supreme of the UFO as deity was not merely metaphorical. Shakespeare, steeped in Ovidian mythology, knew Iris well.

References
1. The Merchant of Venice: Sins of the Father
2. SHG - Condon Report, Sec V, Chapter 1: UFOs in History

[ Theory Generator ]

Random Medical Term Generator.

The Random Medical Term Generator generates a...um...random medical term.
Like this one:

endotheca:
The tissue which partially fills the interior of the interseptal chambers of most madreporarian corals. It usually consists of a series of oblique tranverse septa, one above another.

I knew that!

[ Random Medical Term Generator ]

Haiku Generator.

Another Haiku Generator. This one is called Jaiku, a Java applet that generates random Haiku. Or at least three-line text objects that generally have the 5-7-5 syllable pattern that real Haiku usually has.

Memories still bend
Shadows are as sweet as dreams
When clouds and men sing

[ Haiku Generator ]

Random Knowledge Generator.

The Random Knowledge Generator will select a random number of files from the few thousand living in its archives. No pretenses, predilections, predispositions or prestidigitation. Choose whichever one you wish and continue as needed.

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Planet Of The Day Generator.

There are about 200 billion stars in our Milky Way galaxy. Over the next million years our descendents will spread among the stars in an exponential explosion of life, remaking the galaxy as surely as life has remolded Earth in its own image.

The Terranova Planet of the Day Generator is a highly premature anticipation of this exhilarating milestone in the endless adventure of life and intelligence. Every day a new planet is created, and an image of it, as seen from the bridge from your approaching starship, is produced.

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They Fight Crime

He's an uncontrollable moralistic vagrant from a doomed world. She's a sharp-shooting foul-mouthed pearl diver who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

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Where You've Been Generator.

If you're from the United States, you can mark if you've been to, lived in (long term, no vacations) or are currently living in what State.
The result will look like this:

bold the states you've been to, underline the states you've lived in and italicize the state you're in now...

Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C /

(via Eric Zorn's Notebook)

[ Where You've Been Generator ]

Bumper Sticker Generator.

Design your own custom bumper stickers. There are ready-made stickers but you can also upload your own design. You have to pay for them but you can always make a screendump of your sticker and use it for your own purpose.
Because of trademark laws I am not allowed to show you any previews.

(via Eric Zorn's Notebook)

[ Bumper Sticker Generator ]

Excuse-O-Mat Generator.

Things go wrong, which is awfully annoying of them, and then comes the really difficult thing: explaining what happened. What do you do when the old excuses have been used once too often?
Why, you just use the Excuse-O-Mat Generator for one of 3.6 million different convincing, ready-made excuses!

As for you, don't give me any of your whining. In words of one syllable: you aren't exactly the Dalai Lama yourself. Some of us worry more about our own faults, not someone else's. But if it makes you happy, I'm sorry. Jeez, people can be so manipulative.

[ Excuse-O-Mat Generator ]

Cosmic Truth Generator.

Understand the true purpose of your cosmic journey. Generate your own cosmic truth.

Just as there are twelve months in a year, there are twelve eggs in a dozen. This is because of the cycle of electro-harmonic equivalence. the cosmic principle of volumetric reactivity is encoded in the US one dollar bill.

[ Cosmic Truth Generator ]

Tarot Spread Generator.

You have a choice of three different readings using the exceptionally popular Rider-Waite deck. The Three Card Spread is a quick way to gain insight into the emerging arc of the past, present, and future. The Five Card Spread is similar but provides a glimpse of hidden influences as well as some additional advice about the future. The Celtic Cross is perhaps the most widely employed approach for the serious student of Tarot.

(via Eric)

[ Tarot Spread Generator ]

Typographic Book Search Generator.

Amaztype is a typographic book search generator using Amazon web services. You decide what to use (books, music or video/dvd), type in a word and that word will be generated out of book or music covers that contain that particular word.



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Talmud Server Generator.

The Random Talmud Server is a chance-guided service for those who love the sea of Talmud.

Three things restore a man's good spirits: beautiful sounds, sights, and fragrances. B. Berachot 57b.

[ Talmud Server Generator ]

Jack O'Lantern Generator.

Create your own Jack O'Lantern.

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Catbert's Performance Review Generator.

You have to review the performance of a co-worker who exhibits the intelligence of a slug, but since today's incompetent co-worker could become tomorrow's incompetent boss, you don't want to say anything offensive. Do you lie?

Solve the problem with Catbert's Performance Review Generator! Its vague sentences can be interpreted as praise by your dimwitted co-worker, but you'll know that 'you would be lucky to get him to work for you' means he never works.

Performance Appraisal for Mr. Generator:

Mr. Generator was tasked with many assignments this year. His performance defies measurement. It would be accurate to say that he has been responsible for the changes in our work group dynamics. His work may greatly impact the company. Many wonder at the extent of his knowledge and his core values show through in his work. No one has caught Mr. Generator sleeping on the job. He handles assignments with unlooked-for creativity.

[ Catbert's Performance Review Generator ]

Name Generator.

It's fast! It's fun! It's another Name Generator and it'll use space-age computer technology to give you a name based on information which you, the casual web user, provide!

What are you waiting for? You know you need a wacky funny name to share with your friends and acquaintances!

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