The supreme Emperor of the planet Mongo, Ming the Merciless, of Flash Gordon fame, controls through fear and terror. He amuses himself by destroying other planets in the solar system. He's also famous for his blessings.
The Generator got this blessing, although he doesn't know what it means:
May your trough be filled with the liver-colored keck ogling from the slime void of a Vooptedgian Leecheater.
[ Ming's Blessing Generator ]