It's a mouthful but the Not My Desk New Food Dire Warning And/Or Healthful Revelation Generators says that new study shows that:
Chipwiches could prevent spread of beatnik goatee, potato paste could increase risk of leaky navel and Moons Over My Hammy are shown to prevent seltzer on the knee.
Not My Desk New Food Dire Warning And/Or Healthful Revelation Generator
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