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There's a Drudge Report article about George Bush and his relationship with a penguin. No, not Scott McNealy, a real live penguin. George Bush has denied any sort of relationship with the penguin, and says it all started after a party got a little out of hand. Of course someone had a digital camera at said party and posted the pictures on the net. Not sure what to believe but the penguin is definitely out of the bag now.
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