Who is not weary unto death of the traditional campaign speech, a seemingly unending, tedious, banal recitation of tawdry clichés, platitudes, and self-indulgent tripe?
The Stump Speech Synopsis Haiku Generator is the solution. Why listen to 48 minutes of the same old jargon, when you can create a complete, pithy, one-size-fits-all synopsis of any campaign speech in only seventeen syllables with a single click, and not one important detail omitted.
The Generator created this campaign speech haiku:
groundshaking Texas voting
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