Morons. Offices are full of them; irritating little people with no redeeming features, forming their own social hierarchies within the walls of the workplace. Which Office Moron are you?
Release your inner office moron! Make mountains out of molehills! Become one with mundane idiocy! The world will be your Rolodex.
The Generator is the cult television show quoting, user account deleting, soap loathing IT Manager. If someone doesn't know UNIX, I laugh at them. If they lose their password, I laugh at them. If they visit a website using Microsoft Internet Explorer and their computer succumbs to an Internet worm, I laugh.
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