Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Business Proposal Generator.

Ever wondered where all those Nigerian Scam emails you keep getting are coming from? Well, they're not coming from here, I can tell you that. But using the Business Proposal Generator, you can come up with your own, including some combinations that even these con men never imagined.

Dear Sir,
My name is Chuichui Todescu, and I am the Cousin of Mr. Chuichui C., the recently Deceased Chairman of the National Bank in Nigeria. If you have been following the events in my country over the last few years, you will remember the big scandal that took place when Mr. C. was found dead in an alley, from an alledged overdose of Tylenol Flu.

As your name was brought to my attention by a very trusted contact in Nigeria's Foreign Office, I have been authorized by my partners to contact you with this Proposal. All that would be required of you is the use of your bank account to perform a transfer of TEN MILLION ($10000000) U.S. Dollars. I am authorized by my Cousin's estate in Nigeria to offer you TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ($2500000) as a compensation for your services.

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