Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Conspiracy Generator.

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The Generator was told:

It is rumored that George Bush was seen aboard the Mir just before the plaintive howl while receiving a case of Heisman trophies implicating involvement in a sinister scheme designed to live long and prosper.

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