During these times of trouble and turmoil, nothing sedates a soul or stifles common sense quite like words of wisdom from Dr. Phil. In order to preserve his legacy and allow 24-hour a day access to the wit and wisdom of the Sage of our generation, The Random Dr. Phil Quote Generator will satisfy your 'inner wuss.'
This is what Dr. Phil told The Generator:
You don't need sideburns to act real sassy-like.
You don't need anyone or anything to let me tell you how to live.
You don't need a lesson in astrophysics to wax your elbows.
[ Dr. Phil Quote Generator ]