Hockey is known for speed, intensity, and a long tradition of silly, tongue-abusing names. You need to be fluent in six languages in order to read through a friggin' roster. So, forget working on your slapshot or sharpening your skate blades, before you don a jersey you need to secure yourself a puck-worthy handle, eh?
The Generator's Canadian Hockey Name is Dougie McGeneratorson
His French-Canadian Hockey Name is Patrick La Generatorieux
And his Russian Hockey Name is Slava Generatorov
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