Ever wanted to show off like you're a wine connoisseur? The next time you're having diner and want to impress the other guests, use the Silly Tasting Notes Generator to come up with something like:
Big and strong but french-oaked Dessert wine. Spews pork rind, understated teriyaki and semi-weak wart ointment. Fully refined but unripe perceptable pungent spore and smoked yellow taffy.
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