Ronald McHummer Sign Generator.

This month McDonald's is giving away toy Hummers - 42 million of them - with every Happy Meal or Mighty Kids Meal. That's right: The fast-food chain that helped make our kids the fattest on Earth is now selling future car buyers on the fun of driving a supersized, smog-spewing, gas-guzzling SUV originally built for the military. Use the Ronald McHummer Sign-O-Matic to tell the Environmental Working Group what you think of this misguided marriage of two icons of American excess.



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