If you ever have the need to insult someone but don't really want them to get mad at you, you need Web Insult. Apart from being a transient amusement, Web Insult insults people in a Monty Python-esk' style.
There are four insult styles to choose from: Modern, Shakespearean, Arabian and Mediterranean. Here are some examples:
You undisciplined sliver of wild belly-button fluff.
You lost eruption of hairy lizard droppings.
You congealed accumulation of fresh cooking fat.
May emergency medical technicians eat each other's belly-button fluff on your lawn.
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