Do you like to talk boastfully. Use the Brag Generator to learn to talk with excessive pride. Here's an example:
I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I use a triceratops for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline. Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I wipe the Pyramids off my shoes before I enter my house!
[ SubGenius Brag Generator ]