So, you say you've got boy troubles? Your boyfriend or your husband is giving you a real hard time? Wondering what you should do about it? Well, wonder no more, because Roller Derby Diva Extraordinaire, Mia Psycho, is here to help!
Just enter your Roller Derby Name and click the button, and Mia Psycho will tell you what a real Roller Derby Girl would do! Like: 'Head-butt the jerk in the nose and push him down!' or 'Clothesline the sucker and drop him to the floor!'
[ Mia Psycho's Roller Derby Girl's Guide To Boys ]