Make a baby without actually 'making' a baby. Volkswagen of America created the Babymaker3000, a tool to have a baby with a loved one, or a person you hardly even know. Just find the right mate, and make a baby so adorable you just can't help but love.
What if Barack Obama and Sarah Palin would have a baby?
The child would look like this.
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