Fable Generator.

This generator creates random fables. To display another random fable, just hit 'reload' on your browser.

A wizard, sitting in the marketplace, was telling the fortunes of the passers-by when a person ran up in great haste, and announced to him that the doors of his house had been broken open and that all his goods were being stolen.

He sighed heavily and hastened away as fast as he could run. A neighbor saw him running and said, 'Oh! you fellow there! you say you can foretell the fortunes of others; how is it you did not foresee your own?'

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Zen Koan Generator.

A koan is a puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining spiritual awakening and usually one of the sayings of a great Zen master of the past.

Nansen saw the monks of the eastern and western halls fighting over a cat. He seized the cat and told the monks: 'If any of you say a good word, you can save the cat.'
No one answered. So Nansen boldly cut the cat in two pieces.
That evening Joshu returned and Nansen told him about this. Joshu removed his sandals and, placing them on his head, walked out.
Nansen said: 'If you had been there, you could have saved the cat.'

Mumon's Comment: Why did Joshu put his sandals on his head? If anyone answers this question, he will understand exactly how Nansen enforced the edict. If not, he should watch his own head.

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Military Codename Generator.

The US military will have to spend lots of precious hours to come up with sound codenames for all their military actions. Take a bit of load off the hard working men and women at the Pentagon by creating a codename.

This would be a good codename for a ground battle in Iran:
Vigilant Promise.

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Business Reply Generator.

The Business Reply Generator lets you easily create responses to send back to the spammers harassing you.

Simply paste in their details, and click 'Generate.' Then, cut and paste the result into a reply email. Who knows... It could be a start of a very lucrative business relationship.

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Cartoon-O-Mat Cartoon Generator.

No need to try drawing a cartoon yourself. The Cartoon-O-Mat generates a new cartoon every time you reload the page.



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Merovingian Name Generator.

Ever heard of Clovis? OK, probably not. He was king of the Franks, converted to Christianity by his wife Bathilde, and brought a good chunk of Europe under the thumb of his warlord dynasty, known as the 'Merovingians.'
Anyhoo, the Merovingians didn't do much for Europe, or for themselves, for that matter. They did, however, have one thing going for them... very funny names.

The Generator's Merovingian name is: Theuderic the Imbecile.

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Crossword Generator.

Another Crossword Puzzle Generator.
Enter up to 20 words and hints (clues) to create your own puzzles. There's no need to use all 20 words, you could use as little as two. Hints can be left blank.

(via Google Blogoscoped)

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Lucky Number Generator.

Do you wanna know what your lucky number is?

The Generator's lucky number is: three.

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Band Generator.

Manufacture your own rock band with the best of 'em.



(via Google Blogoscoped)

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Anagram Generator.

An anagram is a rearrangement of the letters of a word to make another word. A famous Latin anagram was an answer made out of a question asked by Pilate. The question was 'Quid est veritas?' (What is truth?), and the answer 'Est vir qui adest' (it is the man who is here.)
This Anagram Generator will take an English name, phrase, and so on, and rearrange the letters to form other English words.

Generator = a gore rent, greater on, rage tenor, neat roger, rear get on, organ tree.

(via Eric Zorn's Notebook)

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Name Generator.

This page generates weird and wonderful male and female forenames. Not by picking random ones out of a hat (like most of the name generators out there), but actually twisting the English language in such a way to hopefully generate new and unique names.
You have to feed the generator the first two letters of a name and it will generate 20 random names starting with those two letters.

I entered 'Ge' and here are the results:

Georio, Geoffran, Gerain, Gerrodrodoreal, Gerardin, Gelincent, Geneal, Geralph, Gerand, Gerron, Genicky, Genewtonson, Geramy, Georento, Gelon, Georen, Gelonny, Germanto, Genick and Gelou.

(via Richard)

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Road Sign Generator.

Create your own Road Sign.



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Hawaiian Name Generator.

Find out what your name would be in Hawaii with the Hawaiian Name Generator.

The Generator would be: Ke Kenelakolu.

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Future Job Generator.

The Generator was actually thinking about retiring from work, but maybe he should reconsider.

According to the Future Job Generator he's going to be a Hot Actor soon.

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Adventure Generator.

Create your own adventure. Pick a story from a small list, follow the directions and you'll get a chance to create an adventure starring you and your friends.



(via Google Blogoscoped)

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Fluffy Kitten Name Generator.

What's your fluffy kitten name?

The Generator's fluffy kitten name is: Whiskers Merryweather.

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Name Generator.

The random name generator uses data from the US Census to randomly generate male and female names. Use it for screenplays, fake id's, car rentals, pick-up lines, books, prank calls or movies.

The Generator created these names:

Jamie Cothern
Guy Longfellow
Ted Seamans

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Fantasy Character Generator.

The HeroMachine 2.0 is the ultimate fantasy entertainment character creator.
The Generator created this hero:



(via Google Blogoscoped)

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Acronym Liar Generator.

Type a word into the Acronym Liar Generator and it takes an existing acronym and changes it using the word you typed.



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Love Story Generator.

You decide how a love story unfolds.

Betty is a 21 year old female, living in Chicago; she likes money, and she dislikes nothing in particular. Jack is a 27 year old male, living in Hollywood; he likes Betty, and he dislikes nothing in particular. John is a 29 year old male, living in Chicago; he likes nothing in particular, and he dislikes nothing in particular. Ferdinand is a 31 year old male, living in Chicago; he likes computers, and he dislikes nothing in particular.

You then decide how many will end up dead and how many will end up married.

In the end: 1 person has died. Betty is married to John and happily in love; she had nothing, now she has money. John is married to Betty and happily in love; he had money, now he has Betty.

(thanks Philipp)

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Future Husband/Wife's Name Generator.

Ever wanted to know what the name of your future partner will be? Probably not, but here you can find out anyway!

The Generator is going to marry Ethel Robertson.
I hear wedding bells!

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Dublin Core Generator.

Dublin Core is shorthand for the Dublin Metadata Core Element Set which is a core list of metadata elements agreed at the OCLC/NCSA Metadata Workshop in March 1995.

This service will retrieve a web page and automatically generate Dublin Core metadata, either HTML 'meta' tags suitable for embedding in the 'head.../head' section of the page or RDF.

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Japanese Name Generator.

Here's another Japanese Name Generator.

The Generator's Japanese name is :Sakamoto Kazuma which means 'book of the hill, one reality.'

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Crossword Generator.

Just add a few words to a blank crossword puzzle, then click Generate to produce a crossword with those words.



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Mission Statement Generator.

With the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator you can create buzzword-filled sentences and watch the promotions follow!

The customer can count on us to enthusiastically administrate prospective opportunities as well as to synergistically utilize economically sound methods of empowerment while maintaining the highest standards.

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Domain Name Generator.

In need for a new domain name? The Domain Name Generator will do just that, generate random domains every time you load it to inspire you!

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Dave Barry Column Generator.

Dave Barry's columns are published every Friday on his web site at the Miami Herald. But if you can't wait that long, you can use this generator to make a column yourself.

Recently in Paris (motto: "escargots"), residents reported an outbreak of funny mushrooms. Perhaps you think there are no funny mushrooms in Paris. Perhaps you are an idiot. As the French say, au contraire (literally: "Why didn't I get any mayonaise with these fries?!"). I have here in my hands a copy of an Associated Press article sent in by alert reader Harry, whose name can be rearranged to spell "HYARR", although that is not my main point.

My suggestion is more along the lines of a coup de grace, from the French coup, meaning "doing", and de grace, meaning "nothing". The Paris city council thinks that they (the funny mushrooms) will eventually go away.

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Website Idea Generator.

If you're a web developer, or any kind of digital entrepeneur, the new Web Site Idea Generator can help you brainstorm your new business.

A Japanese interactive fiction that revolutionizes radio stations in vital clusters or A text-to-fragrance device that outperforms colleagues in street-smart design issues.

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Word Generator.

Here's another Word Generator.
It's an exercise in finding meaning in nonsense.

The Generator created these new words:
twaltition, uvipedant, sloigable, aucaudance and livan.

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Band and Song Name Generator.

Create your own band name and pick a song title as an extra, like:

Generator Snail and the Friendly Waiters with Puffy Purpose.

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Fantasy Name Generator.

One of the perks of creating fantasy stories is you get to make up the names. Some people relish the task while others are frustrated by it. Some like it but can't seem to create names that are diverse enough. Fantasy Name Generator is a tool that can help you.

The Generator made these names:
Grunphankle, Bokthunph. Blomphknock and Clidiotwimp

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Goth Quote Generator.

Nothing jazzes up a goth site like a depressing, self-absorbed, and/or morbid quote in a nice red font. The Goth Quote Generator will obligingly churn out quotes for our nation's mascara-wearing, black-lace-enshrouded masses. May the peace of the grave be yours always, or something like that.



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Egyptian Name Generator.

Want to know what your name looks like in Egyptian hieroglyphics?
The Generator's name looks like this:



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Rock Star Name Generator.

Whether you like it heavy or hard, gothic or classic, it all falls under one label: Rock. From past 8 Tracks of Led Zeppelin to MP3s of Linkin Park today, the one constant in music has been Rock and Roll. What better way to front your garage band than a first class stage name? Use the Rock Star Name Generator to create your unique music rockstar name based on your real name.

The Generator's Rock Star Name is: Van Rush.

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Random Person Generator.

The Random Person Generator makes a new person.
Different every time.
The Generator made this person:



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