The Unitarian Jihad will appear in public places and require people to shake hands with each other. They will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs as Xerox repair specialists. Demagogues of all stripes will be required to read Proust out loud in prisons. Get your Unitarian Jihad Name.
The Generator's Unitarian Jihad Name is:
Brother Howitzer of Compassion.
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