Homespun Analogy Generator.

Whether your finer than a frog hair split four ways or as slippery as snot on a glass doorknob, you can learn a thing or three from the homespun analogies born down on the farm. Or you can make up your own with the Homespun Analogy Generator. Just don't expect to learn anything.

Just click on the picture of the cow.


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