Perdition Slip

Do you pick your nose in your car? Have you ever forgotten to send your aunt a thank you card for the holiday sweater? Did you laugh when someone forwarded your frenemy's sexts to the whole school? Do you use the words 'frenemy' and 'sexts' without feeling a little bit cheap?

Alas, there's is a good chance you are on your way to Hell. But there's good news. Now you are eligible for a Perdition Slip. It's guaranteed to save your hide from the nine flaming rings of Hell. Simply fill it in, print it out, and pass it on to all your friends.

(thanks Mike)

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