Monday, January 31, 2005

Wendy's Burger Restaurant Sign Generator.

Create your own Wendy's Burger Restaurant Sign.

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[ Wendy's Burger Restaurant Sign Generator ]

Alien Limerick Generator.

The Alien Limerick Generator creates... um, Alien Limericks.
You probably won't understand what it's all about but that's because it's an Alien Limerick.

The Generator created this limerick:

Ge kol ni zaibaz rit siban
Baz zoitul kaigur smibaztan
Ko ot gonbarwo
Tel ik lu drebo
Din pin ketongur at aulgan

[ Alien Limerick Generator ]

Integer Generator.

Generate genuine random numbers using atmospheric noise which for many purposes is better than the pseudo-random numbers typically generated by computer programs. Um... yes!

The Generator made these numbers:

98, 83, 73, 53, 93
6, 12, 95, 86, 2
63, 11, 26, 3, 69
98, 84, 52, 38, 56

[ Integer Generator ]

Rubric Generator.

A whole lot of Rubric Generators that will allow you to make grading rubrics by filling out a simple form. The materials are made instantly and can be printed directly from your computer.

[ Rubric Generator ]

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Rob's Amazing Poem Generator.

Create your own amazing poem.
The Generator made this poem:

Your present plans will be straightened out.
Chicken Little was right. once.
Reader, suppose you know is the department of
the peculiarly dangerous months to ever get this
is one of your nature demands love and your
happiness depends on it.
Mark Twain Cheer Up! Things that you are good,
and stolen the devil can be successful.

You can also enter a URL and have it generate a poem based on the contents.

[ Rob's Amazing Poem Generator ]

Advertising Slogan Generator.

Create your own advertising slogan.

The Generator created this one:

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[ Advertising Slogan Generator ]

Web Album Generator.

Web Album Generator is a free software application for Windows 98, ME, 2000, XP or higher that helps you easily create photo albums for the world wide web. Simply drag-and-drop your digital photos onto Web Album Generator, give them optional titles and captions, select your favourite colour scheme and generate!
Web Album Generator takes care of the dirty work, creating the necessary JPG thumbnails, HTML and CSS files with strict standards compliance.

[ Web Album Generator ]

Jedi Name Generator.

Get your Jedi name.

The Generator is Genth Ritil of the planet Zyban

[ Jedi Name Generator ]

Saturday, January 29, 2005

Gangsta Name Generator.

So, you want a gangsta name, huh, sucka? Type in your current boring-ass name and be re-dubbed. Get Yoself A True Gangsta Name!

The Generator's ass is now dubbed as: Slippin Pond Swimma

[ Gangsta Name Generator ]

Which Office Moron Are You Generator.

Morons. Offices are full of them; irritating little people with no redeeming features, forming their own social hierarchies within the walls of the workplace. Which Office Moron are you?
Release your inner office moron! Make mountains out of molehills! Become one with mundane idiocy! The world will be your Rolodex.

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The Generator is the cult television show quoting, user account deleting, soap loathing IT Manager. If someone doesn't know UNIX, I laugh at them. If they lose their password, I laugh at them. If they visit a website using Microsoft Internet Explorer and their computer succumbs to an Internet worm, I laugh.

[ Which Office Moron Are You Generator ]

Advice Generator.

This generator gives you sage advice. It has no hidden agendas, in fact it doesn't even want to help you. It's just pure, unbiased advice. And you can take it or leave it.

The Generator got this advice:

Intimidate another supercow artlessly five times a day.

[ Advice Generator ]

(via deshead)

Friday, January 28, 2005

Freeway Sign Generator.

This Java applet formats freeway signs for you. You provide the route numbers, town names, exits, and your choice of arrows, and SignMaker draws a sign for you. Start by clicking on 'Show Signs and Controls.'

The Generator made this sign:

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[ Freeway Sign Generator ]

Maze Generator.

The Maze Generator creates complex mazes that you can print out and play.

The Generator created this maze and now he's lost:

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[ Maze Generator ]

Comic Strip Generator.

What is your morning without the comics? This generator is an ever-flowing fountain of witty genius. It's almost exactly like Dilbert! Almost!

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[ Comic Strip Generator ]

(via deshead)

Plot Generator.

Whether you are an evil Overlord or Empress, a hero, or a good or bad auxiliary character, the Plot Generator has some good advice for you.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character:
If I absolutely must scream, I'll use actual words with useful information. 'I'm being eaten by a Shuggoth!' better enables the Hero to rescue me than does a simple ear-splitting 'Aaarrrgghh!'

[ Plot Generator ]

Middle Name Generator.

Use this middle-name assignation system to get yourself a new middle name as described in 'Lonesome No More' by Kurt Vonnegut.

The Generator will, from now on, be known as:

The Hollyhock-20 Generator

[ Middle Name Generator ]

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Kenny Translation Generator.

Kenny McCormick of South Park is the unlucky one and dies a different way in almost each episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and drunken family. He is muffled when he speaks, and we are left only to guess at what he has said.

With the Kenny Translator you can Kennify your text.
The Generator entered this text: 'The Generator Blog is about software to play around and have fun with.'

Kenny said: Fmpmfpmpp Mfmmpppppmpppffmmmfmpppfpff Mmppmfppfmfm mfffmm mmmmmpppffmffmp fmmppfmpffmpfppmmmpffmpp fmpppf.

[ Kenny Translation Generator ]

George (and John) Says Generator.

Just type in what you want George to say in the text box. Then choose a pose for George and a background. Then click 'Go.'

When asked about The Generator Blog, George said this:

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But this is what John said:

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[ George Says Generator ]

[ John Says Generator ]

What Animal Are You Generator.

Did you know you have the character of a particular animal?
Follow the instructions to find out what animal you look like.

The Generator is a shark.

[ What Animal Are You Generator ]

(via Fotofuck Weblog)

Joke Generator.

The Joke Generator does exactly wat it's supposed to do, it returns a joke. The Generator got this joke:

Plumage-like dodgeball walks into a bar.
The bartender says: 'Do you know you have my mutt in your alloy?'
'Yeah,' plumage-like dodgeball says, 'it synthesizes my custard-zulu!'

Um... I don't think I get it!

[ Joke Generator ]

(via deshead)

Reggae Name Generator.

Irieness, dis page allows de I fi get a real reggae name, like so many of de artists dem deh dat I&I all admire so, by which all de bredren and sistren dem gwaan fi know de I. A righteous name will be bestowed pon de I, together with masses of information on how fi get dreadlocks and how fi speak Jamaican. Go deh star!

The Generator's reggae name is: Big Fullpint

[ Reggae Name Generator ]

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Heretical Rhyme Generator.

The Heretical Rhyme Generator will write a little poem just for you, as long as you give it the first line. If the output doesn't make any sense, (and it probably won't) try submitting your sentence again, or try another sentence.

The Generator created this masterpiece:

The Generator is but lo, the fish out of water stank.
Who mustn't have seen us, and in the park hide behind the bank.
Grey souls, grey shoes I've even got grey blues.
It's too bad I sneezed on you.

[ Heretical Rhyme Generator ]

Snowflake Generator.

Make your own snowflake.

The Generator created this snowflake:

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[ Snowflake Generator ]

Cheese Comparator Generator.

Your name is: The Generator.
Your cheese rating is: Babybell.

Babybell is a semi-hard cheese, similar to Edam. It comes wrapped in red wax, and is also available in individual portions, called Mini-Babybell.

[ Cheese Comparator Generator ]

Campaign Scandal Generator.

You may have forgotten about the several thousand rumors, scandals, and embarrassing incidents that have peppered the presidential campaigns like some sort of pungent ground spice.

The Campaign Scandal Generator will produce scandalized news headlines on demand, most of which probably existed at some point.

Campaign Shocker!!!
Witness: I saw Bush mispronouncing the word 'indubitable' while driving!

[ Campaign Scandal Generator ]

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Generator.

If you can't achieve immortality by not dying, you can at least achieve it by dying of something original. Unheimlich Laboratories offer a full diagnosis and registration service, by which your current, or imminent, ailment can be archived in your name, in perpetuity.

The Generator placed one of his body parts in the box and the Disease Generator said:

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[ Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Generator ]

English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Generator.

This generator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it.

The Generator typed: 'The Generator Blog is not about those machines used to change mechanical energy into electrical energy. It's about software that creates software. Software to play around and have fun with.'

This is how a 12-year-old AOLer would write it:

!!1!!!1! OMG

[ English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Generator ]

Prison Bitch Name Generator.

Going to prison soon? Wondering what it will be like? Or perhaps it's just time for a new nickname? Create one with the Prison Bitch Name Generator. And remember, don't drop the soap!

The Generator's Prison Bitch Name is: Bruce

[ Prison Bitch Name Generator ]

Wu Name Generator.

You wanna be da bomb, boyee? With the Wu Name Generator you can create your own Wu-Tang moniker. Get your instant street cred.

The Generator's Wu name is: Cybernetic Tiger

[ Wu Name Generator ]

Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator.

If there's one thing that the web has changed about modern communication, it's that we've at long last done away with the archaic idea that publishing is the private playground of people who have ideas, experiences, and opinions. As online journals and weblogs have demonstrated, the important thing is to make sure that you let the world at large know what you're doing and thinking, even if you're not actually doing or thinking anything.

With the Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator you can create a content-free posting with a minimum of effort, freeing you to going back to doing nothing in particular.

The Generator created this posting:

Pretty much nothing happening worth mentioning. I've pretty much been doing nothing. I haven't been up to much. Shrug. Oh well. Current Mood: ho hum.

[ Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator ]

Monday, January 24, 2005

Error Message Generator.

Create your very own error message.

The Generator created this one:

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[ Error Message Generator ]

Geek Code Generator.

Geeks come in many flavors. The flavors relate to the vocation of the particular geek. To start a code, a geek must declare himself or herself to be a geek. To do this, simply use the Geek Code Generator.

The Generator is a geek and his code is:

GB/CS/CC/IT/L/P/S d- s:- a++ C+++>$ U+++>$ P++++@>$ L++++?>$ E?>$ W+++>$ N+>$ o+?>$ K+?>$ w@>$ O+@>$ !M-- V+?>$ PS+@ !PE++>$ Y>$ PGP+@>$ t+++>$ 5++>$ X+++>$ !R- tv->$ b++++>$ DI++ !D- G@>$ e+++@>$ h+>$ r+>$ y+

[ Geek Code Generator ]

Harry Potter Character Generator.

Find out which of the characters from the Harry Potter series you have the most in common with.

The Generator has the most in common with:

Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.

[ Harry Potter Character Generator ]

Research Topic Generator.

Computer Science is facing a major roadblock to further research. People simply have a tough time inventing research topics that sound sufficiently profound and exciting. Many PhD students waste needless years simply coming up with a thesis topic.

Good news for the Computer Science community: the problem has at last been solved. With the help of the Research Topic Generator, The Generator is currently researching 'a conceptual watermarking database for a scalable concurrent work cluster.'

[ Research Topic Generator ]

Terror Warning Generator.

Homeland Security has issued several 'general warnings' to the American people about possible new terror attacks.

Now, with the handy Terror Alert Generator you can issue your own creative, personalized 'terror alert.'

[ Terror Warning Generator ]

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Group Mind Generator.

See if you can mentally input '01 02 03 04' to appear (in perfect sequence) when you press the Generator bar on the Group Mind Generator site.

Because the odds are thousands to one against success, all visitors are urged to return here at 9 p.m. (Eastern Standard Time, U.S.A.) on a Tuesday night to focus their Collective Will on the result. May the Force be with you!

The Generator tried but all he got was: '04 26 42 47.'

[ Group Mind Generator ]

Cat Name Generator.

Create a random cat name.

It said my cat's name is Goustav.
That's funny since I don't have a cat.

[ Cat Name Generator ]

Pokémon Name Generator.

Find out what your Pokémon name is.
The Generator's Pokémon name is:

Foorider. You live in the searing volcanoes of Bali, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, garbage and beer.

You can breathe electricity. You can throw poison. You can throw tahini. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can resist kippers. You can resist wind. You can throw rocks. You have a full-body tattoo. You can resist acid. Your natural enemy is Flarzard.

[ Pokémon Name Generator ]

Tabloid Headline Generator.

Create your own tabloid headlines.

Today, the National Investigator Inquirer Star has this headline:

Yo Mama Eaten by Misshapen Meat By-Products in Ohio!

[ Tabloid Headline Generator ]

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Typo Generator.

The Typo Generator creates 'typoposters'. A typoposter is a poster, created from images and letters/text that doesn´t have any sense, just to look good.

The Generator created this typoposter:

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[ Typo Generator ]

Pseudo-Elizabethan Place Name Generator.

The Pseudo-Elizabethan Place Name Generator, aka The Suburban Subdivision Placename Generator, generates... um... pseudo-elizabethan place names.

Like Tipplegreave, Warkvale, Marketmount and Gribblelocke.

[ Pseudo-Elizabethan Place Name Generator ]

Anarchy Cookbook Generator.

The Juvenile Delinquent's Handbook generates a new cookbook for you, every time you reload it.

From 'how to make napalm' to 'how to make synthetic crack,' it's all there.

[ Anarchy Cookbook Generator ]

Friday, January 21, 2005

Evil Clown Generator.

Create an evil clown. Use the buttons to change the features of the face in a slow deliberate manner. Stop only when you have created the most evil clown face possible.

The Generator created this evil clown:

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[ Evil Clown Generator ]

ASCII Generator.

Easily generate cool text-images from almost any picture you have on your computer.

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[ ASCII Generator ]

Here's a [ 'Text to ASCII' ] Generator

Idea Generator.

Struggling with ideas for an upcoming term paper, speech, presentation, etc.? The Idea Generator gives you a number of broad topical categories. Click on one to browse through a variety of key words and phrases, then explore the ideas and devise a more specific topic.

The Generator is going to study the men vs woman salary gap in combination with a glass ceiling.

[ Idea Generator ]

Htaccess Code Generator.

If people are 'hotlinking' to your image files, they are using your bandwidth which you will ultimately pay for. You can stop this from happening by placing a '.htaccess' file in the folder where your images are stored. This will only allow requests from your own pages to display the images.

Use the Htaccess Code Generator to create the code to place into your htaccess file to stop people hotlinking your images.

[ Htaccess Code Generator ]

Porn Name Generator.

Have you toyed with the idea of breaking into the adult biz? Well, you'll need a good name, so let Prof. Tread's Porno Name Generator Machine hook you up. You may then cummence! G'head.

The Generator's porn name is: Victor Downs

[ Porn Name Generator ]

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Avatar Generator.

Avatar is a Sanskrit word that means the incarnation of a god on earth. It's also an image you select or create to represent yourself in a 3-D world.

The Generator created this happy looking guy:

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[ Avatar Generator ]

Not My Desk New Food Dire Warning And/Or Healthful Revelation Generator.

It's a mouthful but the Not My Desk New Food Dire Warning And/Or Healthful Revelation Generators says that new study shows that:

Chipwiches could prevent spread of beatnik goatee, potato paste could increase risk of leaky navel and Moons Over My Hammy are shown to prevent seltzer on the knee.

Not My Desk New Food Dire Warning And/Or Healthful Revelation Generator

(via Look At This...)

Heart Generator.

Make your own candy valentine!

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[ Heart Generator ]

Tech Support Excuse Generator.

The Tech Support Excuse Generator has 5,826,168 unique excuses for tech support personnel.
Like these ones:

Outmoded, minor environmental invalidation, and
virtual, resignalled stack rejection, or
Deprecated, resignalled stack destabilisation

[ Tech Support Excuse Generator ]

New York Times Link Generator.

Need to link to a New York Times article from your weblog? Enter your link in the box, and New York Times Link Generator will give you the weblog-safe link.

[ New York Times Link Generator ]

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Pirate Name Generator.

This generator will scientifically determine your pirate name based on responses to twenty questions. Try to answer as truthfully as possible, since the test is only as accurate as you make it.

The Generator's Pirate Name is:

Dirty Harry Rackham. You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean, not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

[ Pirate Name Generator ]

Song Title Generator.

With the Guided By Voices Song Title Generator you can create your own silly song titles.

The Generator just created a song called:

Cringing Neat Fly Flavor

[ Song Title Generator ]

(via Sponbustion)

Corset Pattern Generator.

Fill in some measurements, and recieve individualized instructions on creating a perfectly fitting corset pattern.

[ Corset Pattern Generator ]

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Ambigram Generator.

Ambigrams are words or phrases that can be read in more than one way or from more than a single vantage point, most commonly right-side-up and upside-down.
Flip any word, different words of the same length, or even an entire sentence on its head, and read it both ways!

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Go on, stand on your head and you'll see it reads the same.

[ Ambigram Generator ]

Phone Number Spelling Generator.

What does your phone number spell? Enter your phone number and see what words and phrases it spells, or, enter a word or phrase and see the corresponding phone number.

The Generator's phone number is 788-74366766 and it spells:

stupid moron

[ Phone Number Spelling Generator ]

E-Mail Icon Generator.

The E-mail Icon Generator works with GMail, Hotmail, MSN, Yahoo!, AOL and many more!

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[ E-Mail Icon Generator ]

GMT Map Generator.

The GMT Map Generator takes longitude and latitude pairs as input and plots them on a Mercator projection map along with land, sea and political boundaries.

[ GMT Map Generator ]

Story Generator.

Create your own stories in 5 categories: Free-for-All, Modern, Science Fiction, Fantasy and Random.

The Generator created this story:

This is a tale about self-sacrifice. The story is about a terraformer. It takes place in a military outpost. The story begins with a tragedy and ends with someone visiting a doctor. A major element of this story is technology being used by an elite few.

[ Story Generator ]

South Park Character Creator.

Now you can create your own wacky original South Park character.

The Generator created this character:

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[ South Park Character Creator ]

Here's [ another ] one

And [ another ] one in German

(via Des)

Monday, January 17, 2005

Slashdot Story Generator.

You've certainly heard of Slashdot, the open-source and other technology news site for nerds.
Now you can make your own Slashdot story.

The Generator made this story:

There's a Drudge Report article about George Bush and his relationship with a penguin. No, not Scott McNealy, a real live penguin. George Bush has denied any sort of relationship with the penguin, and says it all started after a party got a little out of hand. Of course someone had a digital camera at said party and posted the pictures on the net. Not sure what to believe but the penguin is definitely out of the bag now.

[ Slashdot Story Generator ]

Rune Generator.

Runes were ancient characters used in Teutonic, Anglo-Saxon, and Scandinavian inscriptions, literally translated as 'a secret thing, a mystery' and used by Vikings to get through stormy seas. The twenty-five runic letters were carved into stones or twigs or bones and used to determine divine will.

The Generator tuned into his higher self and created this Rune:

It's called 'Wunjo,' and the meaning is Joy, happiness, satisfaction and harmony. Any struggles encountered may be coming to an end. It also implies success in one's endeavors, celebrate what is nourishing and pleasing in life.

[ Rune Generator ]

Alanis Morissette Random Lyric Generator.

Don't you just love Alanis Morissette? Doesn't her music just set your heart afire with the passion of misspent youth? Don't you wish you could write catchy pop hits just like she does?
Well now you can.
Fill out a form and the Alanis Morissette Random Lyric Generator will spill out a #1 hit song that you can ride all the way to the bank! Go on! Get miserable!

The Generator created this misarable song:


Sticky, noisy, moronic, Why God, Why?
Noisy, absurd, The Generator, Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of The Generator
Like a Shelley character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Sticky, noisy, moronic, Why God, Why?
Noisy, absurd, The Generator, Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of The Generator
Like a Shelley character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

[ Alanis Morissette Random Lyric Generator ]

Jedi Training Generator.

So the main thing The Phantom Menace taught us about the Force is that any sort of Jedi training involves enduring constant platitudes from your master, possibly while performing calisthenics.
Request a Jedi education. Run it a few hundred times and you'll have all the knowledge of a Jedi without those nasty training-saber nicks.

The Generator's Jedi Master told him:

If you do not have balance, the Dark Side will overthrow you. Remember. Your spirit is wise, but your emotions, reckless. Only control can protect your future.

[ Jedi Training Generator ]

Pop Star Name Generator.

Whether you're aspiring to be the next Britney Spears or Justin Timberlake, your road to pop idol music stardom begins with the most basic of elements - your pop star name.
Let's face it, it's all in the details, so save yourself the trouble of coming up with that perfect stage name on your own and let the Pop Star Name Generator do all the work.

The Generator's Pop Star name will be: Simon Osmond.

[ Pop Star Name Generator ]

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Minifig Generator.

The Minifig Generator allows one to explore combinations of LEGO minifig body parts, combining them into unusual characters. Clicking on the small images of heads, torsos, and legs from the menu of choices places them in a work area. Once a suitable set of selections has been made, the virtual figure can be named and built.

The Generator created these Minifig:

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[ Minifig Generator ]

isLove Generator.

This is actually for LifeJournal users but it works anyway. Answer a couple of simple questions to generate your personal 'isLove'-banner.

The Generator made this one:

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[ isLove Generator ]

Résumé Generator.

Producing a resume can take some time, and require many adjustments to create the best result.
The Résumé Generator allows you to enter data onto a form which can be incorporated into an actual html script for you to save to your own hard drive for later editing, or can be displayed on screen for printing.

[ Résumé Generator ]

Logo and Button Generator.

Create your own logos and buttons.

The Generator created this logo:

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[ Logo and Button Generator ]

Here's [ another ] Logo Generator

Ya-Ya Name Generator.

On the edge of a moonlit bayou, the Mistress of Names, descendant of the divine tribe of Ya-Yas, now bestows upon you your official Ya-Ya name, forever joining you to the proud and true lineage of Queen Dancing Creek, Duchess Soaring Hawk, Countess Singing Cloud and Princess Naked-as-a-Jaybird.

The Generator's Ya-Ya name is:

Viscountess Speaks in Tongues

[ Ya-Ya Name Generator ]

Linux Documentation Project HOWTO Generator.

Wow, that's a long title for something The Generator doesn't know anything about. Apparantly, by following through this form you will be able to generate the skeleton of your new HOWTO, customised to your particular needs.

Well, what are you waiting for?

[ Linux Documentation Project HOWTO Generator ]

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Painting Generator.

Express yourself with this ArtPad, where you create art as unique as you are. Be a Picasso, a Rembrandt or a Dali. Create your painting, choose a frame and show your work of art in the gallery.

The Generator created this masterpiece:

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Um..., it's the one in the middle.

[ Painting Generator ]

Ming's Blessing Generator.

The supreme Emperor of the planet Mongo, Ming the Merciless, of Flash Gordon fame, controls through fear and terror. He amuses himself by destroying other planets in the solar system. He's also famous for his blessings.

The Generator got this blessing, although he doesn't know what it means:

May your trough be filled with the liver-colored keck ogling from the slime void of a Vooptedgian Leecheater.

[ Ming's Blessing Generator ]

Archaeological Buzz-Word Generator.

The Archaeological Buzz-Word Generator, which shook the world of theoretical archaeology to its very roots when first unleashed in 1984, is back. This updated version for the twenty first century is complete with enough scientific terminology to put any budding Binford on the map.

The Generator sprouted these words of wisdom:

innate ethnographic morphogenesis and:
endemic redistributive efflorescence and here's one more:
GIS-based dendritic Kritiriebündel

[ Archaeological Buzz-Word Generator ]

Scammer Name Generator.

It's time to get rid of your old name and start making some money with your new scammer name. The Generator will henceforth be known as:

Mr. Bruno Abacha, the provincial director of the Federal Ministry of Petrolium and Natural Resources.

[ Scammer Name Generator ]

Ramones Name Generator.

The Ramones were many things from the moment of their inception in Forest Hills, New York, in 1974, until their final concert in Los Angeles on August 6, 1996.
Get your Ramones name.

The Generator's Ramone name is Generator Ramone.

[ Ramones Name Generator ]

Friday, January 14, 2005

Historic Tale Construction Generator.

You can create your own stories with the Historic Tale Contruction Kit. With text and pictures you are able to design and direct them beautifully. It's like writing your own comic strip.

The Generator created this wonderful historic tale:

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[ Historic Tale Construction Generator ]

Complaint Letter Generator.

Scott Pakin's Automatic Complaint-letter Generator has been around for a very long time. It can create up to three paragraphs of complaints. The letter is assembled randomly, so you are assured of original insults each time. It's possible to complain about a person or about a company or organization.

Someone already complained about The Generator:

My complaint about The Generator.
Seldom does an event take place which is such an outrage that the silent majority stands up and demands action. But the silent majority is currently demanding that something be done about The Generator.

To begin with, Generator's latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining.

[ Complaint Letter Generator ]

(via Joel)

Spy Name Generator.

Remember Austin Powers? 'Danger' is his middle name. What's yours? Create your own Spy Name.

The Generator's Spy Name is:

The 'Gallant' Generator.
Ever one to know the rules of polite society, you are always there to open the door, every ready with a handkerchief in sad movies, or providing a coat if your date is cold. Friends and associates think you charming and unbelievably smooth.
His Vital Gear includes a black trench coat, umbrella, breath mints and a genuine smile.

[ Spy Name Generator ]

24 Dreaming Generator.

Create your own intro to the TV series 24 Dreaming.

Right now, Rugby players are plotting to spurn an enraged poltroon. My worm and cymbal are strawberry-and-lychee flavoured, and spleens that I work with may be enraged.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the leakiest teddybear of my life.

[ 24 Dreaming Generator ]

Prior-Art-O-Matic Generator.

The Prior-Art-O-Matic Generator creates randomly-generated product ideas! It raises questions about the nature of prior art in patenting issues, has some inspiring ideas, and is occasionally amusing!

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[ Prior-Art-O-Matic Generator ]

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Pedigree Generator.

This form will automatically generate an html Pedigree for your web site. Feel free to use it for your dogs, cats, horses, llamas... whatever your wish!

[ Pedigree Generator ]

Victorian Sex Cry Generator.

Tired of all those boring, predictable shrieks and outbursts you keep using in bed? Wouldn't you like to be able to utter those moving, poetic love cries that you read in all those cheesy Victorian novels? The answer is at hand, if you have the wit to grasp it.

Pray, allow me to feast my eyes with the touch and perusal, feast my lips with kisses of the highest relish!

[ Vixtorian Sex Cry Generator ]

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Sheep Poetry Generator.

Sheep Poetry is inspired by an exciting fusion of poetry and quantum physics. Click on the sheep to shuffle them, or line them up.

The Generator made this beautiful sheep poem:

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[ Sheep Poetry Generator ]

Gobbledygook Generator.

Have you ever wanted to become a stereotypical consultant? Do you find yourself lost for meaningless, empty phrases that make you look 'in the know?'

The Gobbledygook Generator will create a random piece of business jargon. If you need more than one buzzphrase, just click the button again and again. This generator can create around 40,000 different pieces of utter waffle!

The Generator created this nonsense:

At base level, this just comes down to responsive reciprocal alignment. Our exploratory research points to homogenised administrative paradigm shifts.

[ Gobbledygook Generator ]

Identity Card Generator.

This is a German site where you can make your own Identity Card. Just fill in your first name (Vorname), last name (Nachname), date of birth (Geburtstag), place of birth (Geburtsort), nationality (Nationalität) and choose a passport photo. You can also upload a photo of your own.

Here's The Generator's Identity Card.
Oh, and about the photo? I just didn't have my day!

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[ Identity Card Generator ]

Pseudo-Czech Dummy Text Generator.

Create some pseudo-czech dummy text. Not that you can do anything with it. Actually, it's pretty useless.

The Generator created got this text:

Vre hremu mi višt dropíbřak zilo a chrame. O rytrosk z chruř. Bůzod hřahotě krad s uzele. A síň vecu muň úzéž bésež flr, prež krézisi hec setrů proc kryp úla zatraj. Mřep a lépráduj vůba pádré k stuž tobřá břetchro a vech. Chrápřum drouj hřeze pusuď vřív buc pešouňhýšt s zoš ťůpětostryr, k sůt chrucha, i zechrustébre cídřu zosůst zoš dykpul beně sob tastamřásk o bříziň.

See, it's useless.

[ Pseudo-Czech Dummy Text Generator ]

Face Transformer Generator.

You can use the Perception Laboratory's Face Transformer to change the age, race or sex of a facial image, to transform it to the style of a famous artist, to make an exagerated caricature or even make an ape of yourself!

Upload a picture of yourself, follow the online instructions and transform your face into that of a child, a young or older adult, a drunk or a monkey. If you're a man, you could even see how you would look like if you were a woman.

The Generator transformed himself into a monkey.

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[ Face Transformer Generator ]

FOI Letter Generator.

Submitting a Freedom Of Information request to a federal agency is not difficult, but a complete, well-written request may help you avoid delays and further correspondence with a government agency. This letter generator is designed to help you create a simple FOI letter.

The Generator created this request:

Dear FOI Officer:
Pursuant to the federal Freedom of Information Act, 5 U.S.C. § 552, I request access to and copies of documents including the decision against the keeping of pet lions in Alaska. I agree to pay reasonable duplication fees for the processing of this request in an amount not to exceed $1.

Please provide expedited review of this request which concerns a matter of urgency. I am primarily engaged in disseminating information. The public has an urgent need for information about the keeping of pet lions in Alaska because um... um... ah, I don't know.

I certify that my statements concerning the need for expedited review are true and correct to the best of my knowledge and belief. I look forward to your reply within 20 business days, as the statute requires. Thank you for your assistance.

Sincerely, The Generator.

[ FOI Letter Generator ]

Tombstone Generator.

I know, it's morbid, but you never know when the Grim Reaper will be knocking on your door. So, you better be prepared. Create your own Tombstone.

The Generator made this one:

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[ Tombstone Generator ]

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Japanese Name Generator.

Do you want to know how to say your name in Japanese?
The Japanese Name Generator will translate your name so you could say it in Japanese.

The Generator's name in Japanese is:

Fu Jineratoru.

[ Japanese Name Generator ]

Tree Proof Generator.

The method of Tree Proofs, also known as Semantic Tableaux, is an effective algorithm for checking the validity of formulas in various logics. The Tree Proof Generator generates tableaux for classical propositional and predicate logic.


[ Tree Proof Generator ]

Proverb Generator.

The Proverb Generator makes a proverb about anything! Proverbs for any occasion. Just type an object into the blue box, e.g. 'fish', 'my head' , 'George Bush' and then click GO to generate proverbs.

The Generator made this proverb:

As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool returns to The Generator.

[ Proverb Generator ]

Music Correspondent Generator.

Our Music correspondent writes: 'I despise you and I hate your taste in music. Go on, make me laugh. Tell me your favourite band/singer/album.'

The Generator told the Music Correspondent he likes the world famous band The Generators. This is what he said:

What do I think about The Generators' new album 'Stay in It?' I'll tell you what I think... How many times do The Generators need to tell us all about their miserable fucking life? Track two, 'Skeletons' just reeks of teenage bedroom poetry and should have stayed there. Track five, 'My Curse' isn't that bad. Ha ha. Got you. It's just a tiny bit worse than, say, the sound of a collection of cheap samples, bad lyrics, over-produced warbling and something that goes 'ping' throughout.

If you've just bought 'Stay in It,' take my advice and get a big black marker and scrawl all over track 8 before you play it. If you've already played it, you no doubt know all about the gentle sound of the crap usually hosted on geocities by colour blind web idiots it produces from your speakers. In fact, my grandmother sucks eggs better than this shite.'

[ Music Correspondent Generator ]

Bart Simpson Chalk Board Generator.

Bart Simpson has, as usual, been a bad boy. To teach him not to mess with The Generator he has been ordered to write the following on the chalk board:

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[ Bart Simpson Chalk Board Generator ]

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Law and Order Plot Generator.

Create your own 'Tonight on Law and Order' plots.

The Generator created this plot:

A murdered tourist is discovered by the river by a police sting. Lenny and Curtis initially pin the crime on rival brothers, but after some undercover work, they arrest a carjacker.
McCoy and Kincaid prosecute, but McCoy must consult an old law school buddy to win. The old DA nods knowingly and says 'You win some, you lose some.' William Shatner guest stars.

[ Law and Order Plot Generator ]

Meta Tag Generator.

Meta tags are HTML Tags that describe the contents of a web page. The primary purpose of Meta tags is to help catalog and categorize the contents of a web page. If your pages do not contain them, they may not get categorized the way you'd like by the search engines.

[ Meta Tag Generator ]

Here's [ another ] Meta Tag Generator

And [ another ] one

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Wrestling Move Generator.

So you want to be a Pro Wrestler. Hey, who doesn't?
You've got your steroids, your spandex, and your scowl, but any pro wrestler worth his action figure has a unique and devastating finishing move.

This Wrestling Move Generator will give you enough finishing moves to start your own Monday night extravangza of feigned violence.

The Generator defeated his opponent with a 'Sweet Running Leg Plunge.'
Oh Yeah!

[ Wrestling Move Generator ]

Surrealism Generator.

Create a random surrealism quote.

The Generator got this quote:

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[ Surrealism Generator ]

Here's a [ Surrealist Compliment Generator ] who gave The Generator the following compliment:

I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights.

Masturbation Synonym Generator.

The Masturbation Synonym Generator creates random synonyms from 150,000 possible combinations. Some will be happy accidents. Others may not even make sense.

Like this one:

Strummin' the snake with the turtleneck sweater.

[ Masturbation Synonym Generator ]

Monday, January 10, 2005

Fairy Name Generator.

The Generator doesn't like to be called a fairy but if you do, please call me:

Buttercup Haildancer. I'm a protector of the lonely, living in clover fields where fairy rings grow and I can only be seen when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup.

[ Fairy Name Generator ]

Spanish Idiom Generator.

It's easy to learn Spanish with the world's first Spanish Idiom Generator.

The Generator learned that 'la comidilla de la vecindad' means 'the talk of the town.' And 'de todos modos' is 'at any rate.'
And a place he certainly doesn't want to end up is a 'casa de locos,' an 'insane asylum.'

[ Spanish Idiom Generator ]

Dear Santa Letter Generator.

He has already left the country for another year of procrastination on the North Pole, and probably annoying Mrs. Kringle, but before you know it, it's December again. So, when you're too busy to sit down and write that old-fashioned letter to Santa, this handy-dandy interweb doo-dad can do the heavy lifting for you!

The Generator wrote this letter to Santa:

Dear Obese Trespassing Altruist,

This year, I have been a very good little boy. I have not lied, and I have always helped my daddy with their pyramid schemes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring Valium. For my daddy, please bring a new dead-end job. For my little sister, please bring a subscription to Guns and Ammo. For my hampster, please bring breath mints.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Anna Nicole Smith action figures, and front row tickets to Mary-Kate and Ashley. Oh, and please don't forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can't, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!

Anyway, I hope you like the meatloaf I left out for you.
The Generator.

[ Dear Santa Letter Generator ]

Big Lebowski Random Quote Generator.

Create quotes from the amazingly delicious Coen Brothers movie starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, and Steve Buscemi. Money, mistakes, nihilism, and, of course, bowling.

'I'm a brother shamus!'
'Brother shamus? What, like an Irish monk?'

[ Big Lebowski Random Quote Generator ]

Boob Message Generator.

Type in your name, or anything you want, and receive your Boob Message.

[ Boob Message Generator ]

Sunday, January 09, 2005

Food-Eating Battle Monkeys Generator.

Enter the name of your monkey, and, optionally, that of an opponent.
Now start that battle!

I challenged my monkey Bubba and here's the outcome:

Bubba, the Muesli-Eating Librarian Monkey vs The Generator, the Tripe-Eating War Monkey.
Bubba wins!


[ Food-Eating Battle Monkeys Generator ]

US Name Generator.

This form generates a US name from your name. The name lists are from the top first and last names from the 1990 US Census.

The Generator from this day forward will be known as:
Maurice Aguilar.

[ US Name Generator ]

Infinite Teen Slang Generator.

There are a near-infinite number of slang words which are still only in hypothetical usage among the youth of today and tomorrow. This service attempts to pre-emptively catalogue them, for the benefit of baby namers, dot-com registrars and other dangerously bored people.

I entered The Generator into the box and this is what it said:

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[ Infinite Teen Slang Generator ]

Picasso Painting Generator.

Pablo Ruiz y Picasso is considered one of the greatest artists of the 20th century. His enormous body of work spans so many years that art experts generally separate his career into distinct phases, such as the Blue Period, the Rose Period and his most famous contribution to modern art, Cubism.

Now you can make your very own Picasso painting.
The Generator created this work of art (and no, it isn't a self-portrait):

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[ Picasso Painting Generator ]

Norwegian Deathmetal Band Name Generator.

Metal has to be the most ultra-tolerant genre in music today. What other genre celebrates bands from places as disparate as Brazil, Indonesia, Japan, Russia, Australia, Norway, Ireland, Mexico and South Africa?
Get your own Norwegian Deathmetal Band Name.

The Generator created this goofy band name: Infernal Desecration.

[ Norwegian Deathmetal Band Name Generator ]

Saturday, January 08, 2005

Bizarre Rumour Generator.

Make your own piece of unverified information. Rumours usually are a mixture of truth and untruth, so The Generator can't vow this is for real:

It's been hushed up, but The Generator morosely showered with five Catholic ducks.

[ Bizarre Rumour Generator ]

Privacy Policy Generator.

With the help of the Privacy Policy Generator, webmasters and administrators can complete a questionnaire and create a privacy policy statement to be posted on their own web page.

[ Privacy Policy Generator ]

Scrabble Score Generator.

Enter your name, or whatever pleases you into the form box, to get its Scrabble score.

I entered Generator and this is the Scrabble score:

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[ Scrabble Score Generator ]

CorpSpeak Generator.

CorpSpeak is corporate sales talk. Create your own CorpSpeak fancy buzzwords, phrases and management jargon.

The Generator created this CorpSpeak message:

To: All Employees, From: Executive Management
Subject: Important Announcement

Now that the merger is complete, a service fosters. Due to world-class method of empowerment and the high-performance dialogues, what has changed is the pace of change. We will boldly take over the real-time market for the high Internet service providers.

[ CorpSpeak Generator ]

Here's a [ Corporate Press Release Generator ]
Here's a [ Web Economy Bullshit Generator ]

Extreme Sports Generator.

The Generator is so pumped up on androgens and carbonated drinks that he want to do something really dumb and exhausting! He wants to spend long weekends accumulating broken limbs! He wants to brag about it, using the phrases like 'what a rush,' 'it was a major rush' and 'it was a total rush' in every other sentence! Yeah!

Here's a little program to tell him what uninsurable athletic expedition he's going on! And you know what?
He's going to play High-Altitude Street Bocci Ball.

[ Extreme Sports Generator ]

Friday, January 07, 2005

What If... Generator.

Have you ever asked yourself, What if...?
Here are random 'what ifs' to inspire stories and games.

The Generator asks himself, what if...

Bill Gates had access to magic?
Psychology had been invented a thousand years later?
The advent of color television had never happened?
The dot-com bomb had never happened?
Pythagoreas was a cowboy?
Charles Darwin was a cyborg?
Flight had been invented a hundred years later?

[ What If Generator ]

License Plate Generator.

Pretend you're in prison and make a license.

The Generator made this license plate:

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[ License Plate Generator ]

Wisconsin City Name Generator.

Random Wisconsin City Name Generator.

The Generator created this city name: Washawauwoc.
Say it with me... Washa-wau-woc.

[ Wisconsin City Name Generator ]

Smurf Name Generator.

Enter your dreadfully boring first and last names, and the Generator will give you your exciting new Smurf Name.

The Generator's Smurf Name is Drippy Smurf.

[ Smurf Name Generator ]

Password Generator.

A Password Generator allows you to create random passwords that are highly secure and extremely difficult to crack or guess due to an optional combination of lower and upper case letters, numbers and punctuation symbols.

[ Password Generator ]

Here's [ another ] Password Generator
And [ another ] one

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Kitten Generator.

Look, it's a kitten generator. Cute little kittens.

The Generator got this kitten. He wants to keep it.

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[ Kitten Generator ]

Middle Earth Name Generator.

Type your full name in the box to discover your true Middle-earth names according to the Red Book of Westmarch.

In Middle-earth, The Generator was a Tired Stoor. His Elven Name is Perlanthirion. His Hobbit name is Samwise Muddyfoot from theMarish. His Dwarven name is Kili Copperfist. His Orkish name is Golmazh the Crippler and his Adûnaic name is Ezendizôrnas.

[ Middle Earth Name Generator ]

Prime Number Generator.

This applet quickly generates a long list of prime numbers. When you pause or stop the list, you can scroll through the numbers.

[ Prime Number Generator ]

Walking Insect Generator.

Create your own 'walking insects.'

The Generator made these walking insects:

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[ Walking Insect Generator ]

Evil Plan Generator.

So you've decided to be evil. Now you got to make a plan. An evil plan. Simply fill in your answers in the appropriate blanks and then get ready to call your press conference.

The Generator made this evil plan:

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is to show them all. To begin your plan, you must first clone a town mascot. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in his wizard's robe?

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with horror and everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.'

[ Evil Plan Generator ]

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Sound Effect Generator.

Create your own silly sound effect.
Refresh your page (F5) to get a new sound.

The Generator created this sound:

ker-plunk-ker-plunk *rustle* HACK-FWEEEE! purrr ERK BOING ERK BOING! *foop*

[ Sound Effect Generator ]

Pagan Name Generator.

So, you've decided to become a pagan. Great! But you can't show up at the next full moon ritual, all set to shuck off your clothes and leap over a flaming cauldron with a staid, boring regular name. No, you need a special name. A pagan name.

The Generator's pagan name is Lugh Amber Erin.

[ Pagan Name Generator ]

Badge Generator.

Build your own badges, shields, eagle tops and stars. There are over 400 standard badge designs and thousands of center seals to choose from. These badges are not for free, it's a pay site.

The Generator made this badge:

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[ Badge Generator ]

Quiz Generator.

With the online Quiz Generator you can generate a quiz that can be printed to paper or put online in various formats. You can create the data using a regular word processor, easily edit the quiz data and you can include feedback for any choice.

[ Quiz Generator ]

Imagination Prompt Generator.

Looking for some random writing prompts for your journal, blog, or other creativity-related project? Well then, you've come to the right place! The Imagination Prompt Generator will inspire you by outputting one of many randomly generated 'Imagination Prompts' at the press of a button.

The Generator pressed the button and it said: There was a time when you almost threw in the towel. Write about that experience.

[ Imagination Prompt Generator ]

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Weakest Link Generator.

It's Anne Robinson and she's not very polite.

Anne thinks The Generator is the weakest link and she told him
'his headlights are constantly on dim?'

[ Weakest Link Generator ]

Stump Speech Synopsis Haiku Generator.

Who is not weary unto death of the traditional campaign speech, a seemingly unending, tedious, banal recitation of tawdry clichés, platitudes, and self-indulgent tripe?

The Stump Speech Synopsis Haiku Generator is the solution. Why listen to 48 minutes of the same old jargon, when you can create a complete, pithy, one-size-fits-all synopsis of any campaign speech in only seventeen syllables with a single click, and not one important detail omitted.

The Generator created this campaign speech haiku:

unlikely glowing
groundshaking Texas voting
executive bows

[ Stump Speech Synopsis Haiku Generator ]

Here's [ another ] Haiku Generator
And [ another ] one

Church Sign Generator.

Make your very own church sign, kinda like this one:

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[ Church Sign Generator ]

Wesley Willis Song Generator.

Wesley Willis, who died August 21, 2003, was 6 foot 5, weighs between 300 and 350 pounds, and liked to greet people with a headbutt. Shortly after he made his first album, he was diagnosed with chronic paranoid schizophrenia, and he claimed to have 'schizophrenia demons' in his head that took him off of his 'harmony joy rides' to put him on 'torture hell rides.'

Now you can create your own Wesley Willis songs. Scroll to the bottom of the page and type in the song's title and a noun describing the song's subject.

The Generator created this song:

You really whoop a snow lepoard's ass.
Thousands of people like The Generator.
You make the joyride music.
You are the generator king.

Right on brother.
I like you well.
The Generator really whoops a camel's ass.
I like you a lot in the long run.

[ Wesley Willis Song Generator ]

Job Title Generator.

Think job titles don't matter? There once was a librarian, earning $27,000. Someone suggested he reposition himself as an information-management specialist. He now makes over $100,000 at a consulting firm. If you are a library and information science professional, the Job Title Generator will predict your next job title.

The Generator's next job title is Online Searching Coordinator.

[ Job Title Generator ]

Monday, January 03, 2005

Calendar Generator.

This free demonstration of an intelligent system will generate a calendar on-the-fly from a simple algorithm. The printable calendar comes with an attractive graphic image.

[ Calendar Generator ]

Here's [ another ] Calendar Generator

Scribbler Illustration Generator.

The Scribbler takes simple vector based input and creates its own drawing on top of it based on a number of simple rules. When a new scribble line is created it chooses a few numbers at random that eventually determine what sort of line it will draw.

As it begins to draw it fine tunes those values to the type of drawing that you've made. Because there is randomness built into the program, each scribble is unique.

The Generator made this extraordinary beautiful picture (and no, it's not a self portrait):

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[ Scribbler Illustration Generator ]

Traveling Salesman Problem Generator.

When given a set of cities from the United States, this script will generate a map and data necessary to construct a Traveling Salesman Problem for the given set of cities. It determines inter-city great circle distances, and generates a matrix of inter-city distances.

It will also apply a series of heuristic techniques to find approximate solutions to the given TSP problem (Repetitive Nearest Neighbor and Cheapest Link).

[ Traveling Salesman Problem Generator ]

Guitar Chords Generator.

Click in the text box or on the arrow to display the possible selections of your choice, then move the mouse cursor arrow to the desired choice and click on it.

[ Guitar Chords Generator ]

Here's [ another ] Guitar Chords Generator

And here's a [ Ukulele Mandolin Banjo Chord Generator ]

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Web Site Generator.

StrangeBanana is a program that creates a random webpage design. The page design delivered to you has never been seen before, it was created programmatically. If you want, you can use this design for your own website. In that case you should save it immediately, because when you leave the page, you will never be able to get the same design again.

The Generator got this new design, but he'll stick with the current one.

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[ Web Site Generator ]

Family Values Generator.

Now you can recreate that warm, loving family feeling from the comfort of your own desktop. Over 200,000 possible random combinations of cosy, supportive family values!

The Generator created these family values:

Don't you start, you mentally-challenged little bastard. You'll never amount to anything, you shit-bucket.

[ Family Values Generator ]

Mondriaan Generator.

The Mondriaan Machine is inspired by the art of Dutch painter Piet Mondriaan. His most recognized works use perpendicular black lines that subdivide the canvas and regions of white or primary colors. Mondrian called this highly abstract and geometric style neoplasticism. Mondrian of course did not have access to the computer graphics technologies, but you have.

Make your own Mondriaan. The Generator made this one:

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[ Mondriaan Generator ]

Instant Muse Poetry Generator.

Do you find it difficult to find an inspiration, a stimulating thought, word, or idea that will enable you to begin your poem? Do you say to yourself: 'If only I could think of the first line...'
Here's a little device that just may help.

The Generator got this line to start with: In the garret of apathy the truants flee... and then he got stuck...

[ Instant Muse Poetry Generator ]

Shakespearean Insult Generator.

The Shakespearean Insult Generator said I was a leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch.

[ Shakespearean Insult Generator ]

Here's [another ] Shakespearean Insult Generator

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Postmodernism Generator.

It is possible, to generate random, meaningless and yet realistic-looking text in genres defined using recursive transition networks, often with quite amusing results. One genre in which this has been accomplished is that of academic papers on postmodernism.

[ Postmodernism Generator ]

Vampire Name Generator.

To discover your vampire, type your first and last name into the form and select your gender.
I typed The Generator into the form and it said:
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Belle Black. Known in some parts of the world as: Bitch of Evil.

[ Vampire Name Generator ]

Bitch Letter Generator.

As men can deal with anything consistent, the Bitch Letter Generator should smooth the rocky road of life by allowing men to anticipate, evade, and privately understand the odd ramblings of women the world over.

[ Bitch Letter Generator ]

Apology Note Generator.

Love, marriage, and relationships can be difficult.
Sometimes, all it takes is an apology.

[ Apology Note Generator ]