They're a funny old bunch, those latter day saints. Rather than picking names from their heritage, or the Bible, the Utah Mormons tend to make them up. Sometimes they'll combine the parents' names into one (BenDonna, for example).
Other times it's impossible to quite understand what their parents were thinking; names like Zestpool and Zon'tl aren't uncommon.
The Mormon Name Generator will Mormonise your moniker after you've typed in your first name, last name and your gender preference.
The Generator can now can walk the Utah streets and feel absolutely at home within the Mormon social framework with a name like:
Tchae Feramorz.
[ Mormon Name Generator ]
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Haiku Generator.
Another Haiku Generator, this time from Mostly Muppet.
fingernail biter
false pretenses fade slowly
sometime very soon
[ Haiku Generator ]
fingernail biter
false pretenses fade slowly
sometime very soon
[ Haiku Generator ]
Magic: The Gathering Card Generator.
Ever wonder how the fine folks at Wizards of the Coast come up with all those new cards? Well here's a little peek behind the scenes at one of the tools they use. This little program generates names, casting costs, and rarities for Magic cards. It sometimes comes up with silly names, which is strange, considering that it only uses words from existing cards.
[ Magic: The Gathering Card Generator ]
[ Magic: The Gathering Card Generator ]
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Website of the Year Award Generator.
It's that time of year when all mankind puts aside its differences and unites in a common pursuit: the making of '10 Best' lists. Cruelly, simple mathematics dictates that most of us will never be on one of these lists. But not any longer. With the handy Automated 'Yankee Fog Website of the Year' award you'll be whisked away to a glorious world where you, yes, you, are more beloved than Google.
This is what they said about The Generator Blog:
If you aren't a regular visitor to The Generator Blog, it's going to be difficult to fully explain just how generally brilliant it is. All I can tell you is, creator The Generator is a genius, and I say that with full knowledge of how sadly devalued the word 'genius' has become. Trust me, in Generator's case, it's an understatement.
[ Website of the Year Award Generator ]
This is what they said about The Generator Blog:
If you aren't a regular visitor to The Generator Blog, it's going to be difficult to fully explain just how generally brilliant it is. All I can tell you is, creator The Generator is a genius, and I say that with full knowledge of how sadly devalued the word 'genius' has become. Trust me, in Generator's case, it's an understatement.
[ Website of the Year Award Generator ]
Transparent PNG Generator.
The Transparent PNG Generator is a web application where you can easily create transparent PNG images. These can be used to create cool effects in a variety of ways. This application produces only rectangular images, so it will be used mostly for web page background images, but use it for whatever you like.
[ Transparent PNG Generator ]
[ Transparent PNG Generator ]
Hapax Legomenon Generator.
Apparently, a Hapax Legomenon is a word coined for a single occasion, occurring only once in a given language.
The Generator coined the word uaspluo and he's going to use it next Saturday to confuse his friends. (Yes, The Generator does have some friends).
[ Hapax Legomenon Generator ]
(via Toucans)
The Generator coined the word uaspluo and he's going to use it next Saturday to confuse his friends. (Yes, The Generator does have some friends).
[ Hapax Legomenon Generator ]
(via Toucans)
Band Name Generator.
Here's another Band Name Generator.
The Generator had a hard time to choose between A Wall of Monkeys and A Sack of Ushers but he finally decided for Jake Stallone and the Abundant Axe Gambit
[ Band Name Generator ]
The Generator had a hard time to choose between A Wall of Monkeys and A Sack of Ushers but he finally decided for Jake Stallone and the Abundant Axe Gambit
[ Band Name Generator ]
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Dr. Phil Quote Generator.
During these times of trouble and turmoil, nothing sedates a soul or stifles common sense quite like words of wisdom from Dr. Phil. In order to preserve his legacy and allow 24-hour a day access to the wit and wisdom of the Sage of our generation, The Random Dr. Phil Quote Generator will satisfy your 'inner wuss.'
This is what Dr. Phil told The Generator:
You don't need sideburns to act real sassy-like.
You don't need anyone or anything to let me tell you how to live.
You don't need a lesson in astrophysics to wax your elbows.
[ Dr. Phil Quote Generator ]
This is what Dr. Phil told The Generator:
You don't need sideburns to act real sassy-like.
You don't need anyone or anything to let me tell you how to live.
You don't need a lesson in astrophysics to wax your elbows.
[ Dr. Phil Quote Generator ]
Biblical Curse Generator.
Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver that killer insult? Put an end to that with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering put-downs as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints.
The Generator summoned this Biblical curse:
Behold, thou shalt have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, thou lying Girgashite
[ Biblical Curse Generator ]
The Generator summoned this Biblical curse:
Behold, thou shalt have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, thou lying Girgashite
[ Biblical Curse Generator ]
Color Palette Generator.
You can use this php script to generate a color palette based on an image. You may upload an image, or choose one from the list. If you upload an image, it will be kept on the server and can be used again.
A color palette was created based on this chimp's image:
[ Color Palette Generator ]
A color palette was created based on this chimp's image:
[ Color Palette Generator ]
Poem Generator.
The Poem Generator dissects texts and creates new texts based on the probabilities of words following each other.
The Generator created this poem:
I am the sun.
For she's more beautiful than thee.
With a girl whose eyes are blue,
flowers age, and so do you!
Presents are open, cake is near,
here comes the birthday fear!
[ Poem Generator ]
The Generator created this poem:
I am the sun.
For she's more beautiful than thee.
With a girl whose eyes are blue,
flowers age, and so do you!
Presents are open, cake is near,
here comes the birthday fear!
[ Poem Generator ]
Monday, February 07, 2005
Dear John Letter Generator.
Is silly old procrastination keeping you from penning the cold, heartless farewell missive which will finally bring your sad, pathetic, and doomed relationship to long-overdue closure?
The Dear John Letter Generator takes the mind-numbing drudgery of traditionally announcing your significant other's impending abandonment, and replaces it with an easy, fun, and altogether painless interactive experience.
The Generator made this letter:
Dear Passive Aggressive Closet Case,
By the time you read this, I'll be hocking your jewelry. I'm sorry for doing this but, you left me no other choice. I think you're swell, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You're a Pisces, and I'm vastly superior to you. You like long walks on the beach, you eat mayonnaise-based salads, and enjoy flea markets, and I don't like any of these things. I once asked you what color my eyes are and you said 'Greenish blue-brown.'
But you know what? I still want to be friends. We can totally talk once a year. We had some good times, or so you told me. But please, don't be bitter like last time. That means no holding my parents hostage. And no dissecting my Dalmatian.
Peace Out,
The Generator
[ Dear John Letter Generator ]
The Dear John Letter Generator takes the mind-numbing drudgery of traditionally announcing your significant other's impending abandonment, and replaces it with an easy, fun, and altogether painless interactive experience.
The Generator made this letter:
Dear Passive Aggressive Closet Case,
By the time you read this, I'll be hocking your jewelry. I'm sorry for doing this but, you left me no other choice. I think you're swell, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You're a Pisces, and I'm vastly superior to you. You like long walks on the beach, you eat mayonnaise-based salads, and enjoy flea markets, and I don't like any of these things. I once asked you what color my eyes are and you said 'Greenish blue-brown.'
But you know what? I still want to be friends. We can totally talk once a year. We had some good times, or so you told me. But please, don't be bitter like last time. That means no holding my parents hostage. And no dissecting my Dalmatian.
Peace Out,
The Generator
[ Dear John Letter Generator ]
Frog Generator.
There are all kind of frogs.
There are big frogs, dwarf frogs, tree frogs, poisonous frogs, you name it.
But did you know there are also Random Frogs?
Don't believe me?
Use The Frog Generator and it'll show you a Random Frog.
It showed me this funny fellow:
He looks almost like me!
[ Frog Generator ]
There are big frogs, dwarf frogs, tree frogs, poisonous frogs, you name it.
But did you know there are also Random Frogs?
Don't believe me?
Use The Frog Generator and it'll show you a Random Frog.
It showed me this funny fellow:
He looks almost like me!
[ Frog Generator ]
Music Genre Name Generator.
If you're a modern musician, you're probably all too familiar with one of the toughest challenges facing today's aspiring artists. That's right, I'm talking about choosing a musical genre. If you don't select the correct pigeonhole in which to voluntarily confine yourself, how will the record stores know where to stock your album? How will the kids know whether they're supposed to like you?
You can get around this quandry by the same method hundreds of other bands have: you can invent your own genre. And with the Music Genre Name Generator, it's a snap!
The Generator just invented: Emo Opera
[ Music Genre Name Generator ]
You can get around this quandry by the same method hundreds of other bands have: you can invent your own genre. And with the Music Genre Name Generator, it's a snap!
The Generator just invented: Emo Opera
[ Music Genre Name Generator ]
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Giant Battle Monsters Generator.
Enter your name and that of an opponent and battle away.
The Generator decided to battle... you!
The Generator is a Giant Lizard that spits Ice, Glows in the Dark, cowers from Radiation, and is Covered in Spines and Blind. Strength: 5, Agility: 2, Intelligence: 4.
You are a Human-Sized Man-Eating Plant that eats Rocks, kidnaps Blonde Women, looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, and has Very Sharp Fangs and Acid for Blood. Strength: 6, Agility: 2, Intelligence: 4.
And the winner is: It's a tie!
[ Giant Battle Monsters Generator ]
The Generator decided to battle... you!
The Generator is a Giant Lizard that spits Ice, Glows in the Dark, cowers from Radiation, and is Covered in Spines and Blind. Strength: 5, Agility: 2, Intelligence: 4.
You are a Human-Sized Man-Eating Plant that eats Rocks, kidnaps Blonde Women, looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, and has Very Sharp Fangs and Acid for Blood. Strength: 6, Agility: 2, Intelligence: 4.
And the winner is: It's a tie!
[ Giant Battle Monsters Generator ]
Band Name Generator.
Generate random names using an extensive database of hand-selected words. Use these names for a band, song, pet, or just a good laugh. If you like, type in your own word or phrase and the Band Name Generator will randomly use that in the generation process.
The Generator typed in 'Generator' and got these band names:
Atomic Generator, Generator Virtue, Crooked Generator of the Versatile Decade, Generator Tilt, Dental Generator and the Balloon, Dawn Generator, Generator Dream, Generator Daze and the Wanking Distortion.
[ Band Name Generator ]
The Generator typed in 'Generator' and got these band names:
Atomic Generator, Generator Virtue, Crooked Generator of the Versatile Decade, Generator Tilt, Dental Generator and the Balloon, Dawn Generator, Generator Dream, Generator Daze and the Wanking Distortion.
[ Band Name Generator ]
Saturday, February 05, 2005
Hobbit Name Generator.
You have a secret Hobbit name.
Discover it!
The Generator's Hobbit name is Togo Toadfoot of Frogmorton
[ Hobbit Name Generator ]
Discover it!
The Generator's Hobbit name is Togo Toadfoot of Frogmorton
[ Hobbit Name Generator ]
Hockey Name Generator.
Hockey is known for speed, intensity, and a long tradition of silly, tongue-abusing names. You need to be fluent in six languages in order to read through a friggin' roster. So, forget working on your slapshot or sharpening your skate blades, before you don a jersey you need to secure yourself a puck-worthy handle, eh?
The Generator's Canadian Hockey Name is Dougie McGeneratorson
His French-Canadian Hockey Name is Patrick La Generatorieux
And his Russian Hockey Name is Slava Generatorov
[ Hockey Name Generator ]
The Generator's Canadian Hockey Name is Dougie McGeneratorson
His French-Canadian Hockey Name is Patrick La Generatorieux
And his Russian Hockey Name is Slava Generatorov
[ Hockey Name Generator ]
Friday, February 04, 2005
Spam Generator.
Make your own Spam Message. The Spam Generator takes some words and then generates random sentences based on word probabilities.
The Generator created thisnonsense Spam Message:
It's an Internet, the media Drug store again; that burning fat, without notice. You can take advantage of the lady gave at it's FREE last name in plain packaging and for you! Members click here! There is holding steady at rallied no other mailings, are required.
[ Spam Generator ]
The Generator created this
It's an Internet, the media Drug store again; that burning fat, without notice. You can take advantage of the lady gave at it's FREE last name in plain packaging and for you! Members click here! There is holding steady at rallied no other mailings, are required.
[ Spam Generator ]
English Language Extender Generator.
This generator makes new words out of prefixes, suffixes and root words that it finds lying around. You can also supply your own root word, if you have a word that you really like, and would like to be able to fit it into more conversations.
The Generator created these new words:
generatorary - of or relating to generator
generatorize - to cause to be or to become generator
generatorive - performing or tending toward generator
foregeneratorant - being, promoting or causing before or in front of generator
generatorist - one that performs, produces or believes in generator
misgeneratorness - state, quality, condition or degree of less, wrong generator
[ English Language Extender Generator ]
The Generator created these new words:
generatorary - of or relating to generator
generatorize - to cause to be or to become generator
generatorive - performing or tending toward generator
foregeneratorant - being, promoting or causing before or in front of generator
generatorist - one that performs, produces or believes in generator
misgeneratorness - state, quality, condition or degree of less, wrong generator
[ English Language Extender Generator ]
Barcode Generator.
Generate a printable and scannable barcode in Interleaved 2 of 5, Code 39, Code 128 A, B, or C symbologies.
[ Barcode Generator ]
[ Barcode Generator ]
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Drink-O-Meter Generator.
Have you ever wondered just quite how much you've managed yo drink in your lifetime? Or how much it might have cost you? With the Drink-O-Meter you can test the state of your kidneys, wallet and quantity of alcohol you have consumed over the years.
The Drink-O-Meter says The Generator has consumed 1936 drinks. The amount of money spent was $7746. With this result 5.66 bath tubs could be filled and I could buy 0.04 Ferrari's.
Hm, strange, since the Generator doesn't consume any alcohol at all.
[ Drink-O-Meter Generator ]
The Drink-O-Meter says The Generator has consumed 1936 drinks. The amount of money spent was $7746. With this result 5.66 bath tubs could be filled and I could buy 0.04 Ferrari's.
Hm, strange, since the Generator doesn't consume any alcohol at all.
[ Drink-O-Meter Generator ]
Country Western Song Generator.
Create your own lyrics for Country and Western songs.
The Generator created this song:
I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun;
I can still recall that little hat she wore;
She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than '4';
I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on her 'Workmate';
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
[ Country Western Song Generator ]
The Generator created this song:
I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun;
I can still recall that little hat she wore;
She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than '4';
I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on her 'Workmate';
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
[ Country Western Song Generator ]
Hogwarts House Generator.
Forget all that zodiac stuff. If you've ever read any of the Harry Potter books, you'll know that the true evaluation of your character is which of the houses at Hogwarts Academy you belong to.
The Generator belongs to the House of Gryffindor.
[ Hogwarts House Generator ]
The Generator belongs to the House of Gryffindor.
[ Hogwarts House Generator ]
Super-Hero Generator.
You've decided to take the plunge. You're going to become... a super-hero! Congratulations, but have you worked out the details? What will you call yourself? What weapon will you use in your fight against crime? What kind of transportation will you have? How will you get your powers?
Well, stop worrying! All the answers are right here.
The Generator created this Super-Hero:
Name: Chameleon Rtq'pore
Powers: Super spelling, Heat generation
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial mutant radiation
Weapon: Chameleon Lasso
Transportation: Chameleon Kayak
[ Super-Hero Generator ]
Well, stop worrying! All the answers are right here.
The Generator created this Super-Hero:
Name: Chameleon Rtq'pore
Powers: Super spelling, Heat generation
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial mutant radiation
Weapon: Chameleon Lasso
Transportation: Chameleon Kayak
[ Super-Hero Generator ]
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Michael Jackson Mug Shot Generator.
Poor Michael Jackson. Everbody's making fun of him. Well, not everybody. The Generator doesn't.
The Generator loves Michael Jackson.
[ Michael Jackson Mug Shot Generator ]
The Generator loves Michael Jackson.
[ Michael Jackson Mug Shot Generator ]
Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator.
Enter the white man's label from which you wish to unshackle yourself and a true name for our brothers and sisters shall be granted to you.
From this day forward, The Generator shall be known by all his brothers and sisters as: Buckwheat
[ Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator ]
From this day forward, The Generator shall be known by all his brothers and sisters as: Buckwheat
[ Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator ]
Monster Pitch Generator.
Ever seen a trailer for a new horror movie and thought 'Damn, I could come up with something better than that.' Here's your chance to create the ultimate horror movie. Then sit back and enjoy your very own movie pitch!
The Generator created this movie plot:
Pjotr Iscary stars as Seagull Man, half seagull, half man. When Professor Kitsy Bungess (Luanna Ghastly) accidentally created seagull man in her laboratory in the sleepy little town of Oppression, California, she shunted his romantic advances.
That hurt Seagull Man, and he has vowed revenge on Kitsy, Oppression, and all of humanity! As Seagull Man attempts to make the Earth a man-free zone, only Professor Bungess and her partially blind great uncle Roger (Heinz Furchterregend) can stop him! Feel the excitement! Witness the brutality! Fear the birds! Don't miss 'The Revenge of Seagull Man,' your life may never be the same!
[ Monster Pitch Generator ]
The Generator created this movie plot:
Pjotr Iscary stars as Seagull Man, half seagull, half man. When Professor Kitsy Bungess (Luanna Ghastly) accidentally created seagull man in her laboratory in the sleepy little town of Oppression, California, she shunted his romantic advances.
That hurt Seagull Man, and he has vowed revenge on Kitsy, Oppression, and all of humanity! As Seagull Man attempts to make the Earth a man-free zone, only Professor Bungess and her partially blind great uncle Roger (Heinz Furchterregend) can stop him! Feel the excitement! Witness the brutality! Fear the birds! Don't miss 'The Revenge of Seagull Man,' your life may never be the same!
[ Monster Pitch Generator ]
Lorem Ipsum Generator.
Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. In hendrerit augue vitae metus. Nunc hendrerit rhoncus tellus. Mauris aliquam iaculis ligula. Vivamus sodales accumsan enim. Morbi eget quam a felis mattis vehicula. Donec erat pede, eleifend viverra, aliquam eu, luctus.
[ Lorem Ipsum Generator ]
Here's [ another ] one
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. In hendrerit augue vitae metus. Nunc hendrerit rhoncus tellus. Mauris aliquam iaculis ligula. Vivamus sodales accumsan enim. Morbi eget quam a felis mattis vehicula. Donec erat pede, eleifend viverra, aliquam eu, luctus.
[ Lorem Ipsum Generator ]
Here's [ another ] one
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Conspiracy Generator.
Having trouble keeping up with the latest conspiracy theory floating around cyberspace? Then why not make your own? It's never been easier to become a Net nutcase than with the Internet Conspiracy Generator.
The Generator was told:
It is rumored that George Bush was seen aboard the Mir just before the plaintive howl while receiving a case of Heisman trophies implicating involvement in a sinister scheme designed to live long and prosper.
[ Conspiracy Generator ]
The Generator was told:
It is rumored that George Bush was seen aboard the Mir just before the plaintive howl while receiving a case of Heisman trophies implicating involvement in a sinister scheme designed to live long and prosper.
[ Conspiracy Generator ]
Pimp Name Generator.
One of the things most hype about being an elevated player is having a name that mothafuckas respect. It's that one thing that punks who don't have your money always remember to yell while you're beating them down.
The Generator's pimp name is Mack Master T. Flava.
[ Pimp Name Generator ]
The Generator's pimp name is Mack Master T. Flava.
[ Pimp Name Generator ]
Hacker Handle Generator.
Wanna be a hacker? Don't have a handle? Wanna quit fakin' the funk like Joey from Hackers? Tired of your old, busted assed handle?
Type in your name or current handle into the Hacker Handle Generator and get some of the new hotness.
The Generator used to be a hacker that went with the name 'Headbanger.' Now, The Hacker Handle Generator tells him to use the moniker:
Parallel Maniac.
[ Hacker Handle Generator ]
Type in your name or current handle into the Hacker Handle Generator and get some of the new hotness.
The Generator used to be a hacker that went with the name 'Headbanger.' Now, The Hacker Handle Generator tells him to use the moniker:
Parallel Maniac.
[ Hacker Handle Generator ]
SpamAssassin Configuration Generator.
This tool is designed to make it easier to customize an installation of SpamAssassin with some common options. After you answer some questions, a SpamAssassin configuration file matching your choices will be displayed, and you can download it and use it with your SpamAssassin installation. This is designed to work with SpamAssassin 2.5x only.
[ SpamAssassin Configuration Generator ]
[ SpamAssassin Configuration Generator ]
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